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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
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How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.
“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
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EFNSGINS9EFAEIUNS9NF HAHAHAHAHAH LMAO
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. WATERMELON SUGAR LMAO
by somebody like truspirit June 14, 2021
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For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy
pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"
by bigslimedeo March 18, 2022
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how shway

The Teacher:We have a pop quiz
Me: How shway
by LAKOBE24 May 3, 2018
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How it is

I so badly want to ask, do you want a cup of tea? But, you know how it is.
by JustFoxMC November 29, 2022
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