Among us

Do not say this around anyone. You will get bullied and depending on where you are.. beaten up.

You: AmOnG uS.
Everyone around you: *Cracks knuckles and slowly walks toward you*.

by Ozzy_Is_Bad May 26, 2022

among us

among us is unfunny.

hey bro among us is unfunny

by nonoononononoononnononon February 24, 2022

They told us not to say anything

Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?

Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

UR USING mOdS!

Something Xbox Live Kids say when they take the biggest L in Fortnite/Call of Duty.

The Homie: Yeah boy! I took that W!
Xbox Live Kid: No! I shot you but it didnt hit but u shot me through like...a fucking wall! *gasps in disbelief*UR USING mOdS!

by Call Tyrooooooone February 12, 2020

Things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit

1. Busses that are early

2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time

4. Busses that go fast

5. Busses that go slow

6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee

7. Transit operators that use the bathroom

8. Transit operators in general

9. Winnipeg Transit

10. Rain

11. Snow

12. Wind

13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again

15. People who sit in seats

16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses

19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches

22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses

25. People

26. Transit operators again

27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too

What are the specific things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit?
“Oh let me tell you…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 11, 2023

used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Among Us

Among Us is a game by the people who created animated stickmen doing stupid things all the time. The game starts with 10 people on some spaceship, and theres an alien pretending to be a human. The alien, or known as the Impostor, has to kill everyone on the ship without getting caught. It's the easiest way to do all 3: ruin friendships, lose all your braincells, and never trust anyone. ever again.

One day in Among Us...

EMERGENCY MEETING
Red: where
blue: where
green: where
black: where
pink: red
red: how?
pink: red
blue: red
purple: red
black: red

Red was not the Impostor.
1 Impostor remains.

Red left the game.

by Suspending November 23, 2020