picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

by volcom186 November 5, 2003

9 lbs of roast beef

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003

none pizza with left beef

A special secret order from Domino's that is only plain pizza dough with beef on the left side.

Ayo call up Domino's and order none pizza with left beef.

by prolonged ramen November 23, 2016

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

beef n onion

gay a person that either wants a relationship with another man or to be in a relationship with another man or wants to involve himself in sexual intercourse with another man.

look at that beef n onion

by Tepee December 6, 2005

roast beef sammiches

Beer

Man I'm hung over today because of all those roast beef sammiches I had lastnight.(nm)

by Pater June 10, 2003

roast beef and chedder cunt

the large flapping, beefy scrotum like skin sometimes covered in a film of what would appear to be chedder sauce caused by hygene negligence.

Mary Jane rotten crotch: Omg im so sorry about my roast beef and chedder cunt last night.

dingle berry johnson: Oh thats ok, i dont mind a little flavour.

by sirmarksalot December 25, 2010