rachet clown car

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 February 01, 2014

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Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

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Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

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A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

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Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

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Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

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When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016

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