Thomas

Thomas a man with a gigantic penis often covering up the entire room, he also loves taking it raw in the booty.

Gustafson: Have you seen Thomas
Fredrick: no I only saw his penis

by Annikalover30 September 14, 2022

Thomas

Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.

Holy sh*t thomas has the biggest penis I have ever seen sommer ray is definitely into him

by Tshnizzle February 16, 2022

Thomas Wrede

That guy no one knows how he got there but he's there you can't get rid of him he lacks common sense and is very slow in the head amd is usually Jewish

Thomas Wrede was counting money one day when a group of negros jumped him

by HashtagTrappin May 11, 2015

Thomas

a stupid-ass nigga who simps for online children and has a SMALL pp

bruh don't be a thomas, if you are a thomas then gay and mini pp.

by CEO of big pp August 3, 2020

Thomas

Always ends up gay, has a thing for guys with glasses, for example, a person named Simon would probably be his type, yea it makes sense.

“Did you see Thomas? He was all over Simon G.”

by Total_Chaos August 24, 2020

Thomas Rodney Brooks

Synonymous with fetishes, a man with a desire for girth penis.

Ha! She has a Thomas Rodney Brooks!!!

by Mr Krebs October 11, 2017

Thomas

This can be literally anything, anyone can write anything, looney tunes, banana sandwich, socket wrench, Ghislaine Maxwell's trial is happening right now and a dude drives a car through a marathon for no apparent reason OPEN YALLS EYES SEE WHAT THERE IS TO SEE

Thomas sleeps well at night knowing his opinion is objectively correct

by CoolStoryTom November 22, 2021