turtle ban#3782

a ban thats always there for everyone. but dont be fooled, because under all the innocent exterior, lies the stinkiest creature on this planet

sam: have you seen turtle ban#3782?
nic: no, they've been studying physics for 14 hrs and havent taken a shower in 2 months

by samen<3 March 13, 2022

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Dune turtle

an unmotivated asshat or someone you don't wish to associate with or someone who you hold in general unpleasantness.

by HowAboutNoWaay November 29, 2017

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A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur

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Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.

by notcoltonongod January 28, 2022

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When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing

Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing

by Mcsavage02 March 22, 2016

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A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

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