Nut Coma

A Nut Coma is when you bust a nut so good that you fall asleep, even if it's just a short nap.

Holy shit dude, I just busted myself into a 3 hour nut coma

by MothafuckinLonk December 6, 2017

Bumble Nut

A Bumble Nut is other wise known as a small ball of faeces that has not been wiped properly and sticks to the hairs around your anus, and is left so long it has gone hard. The name derives from Bum-Ball-Nut but recent accents in recent times have thus changed this to Bumble Nut

In school we went swimming and my mate Benyon tried to change into his trunks but his underpants were caught on his Bumble Nuts.

My mates girlfriend made me a Bumble Nut Sandwich for lunch last week.

by emo_the_love_god October 27, 2010

Nutted myself

To experience something so orgasmic one ejaculates themselves.

That corvette was badass. I think I nutted myself when it pulled up.

by IJustWantToAddADef November 10, 2019

Spliz-Nut

Someone who is a mad hater and dislikes people that are poor

Marcus: Jacobe, Why do you have to be a little Spliz-Nut; just because my shirts better than yours

Jacobe: Shut up! Im going home

by Sampson_Jones March 22, 2009

Nuclear nuts

When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.

At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut

Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!

Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!

by smiling assassin September 12, 2016

nut break

to stop what you are currently doing to snap one off.

I've been studying for 3 hours now. It's time for a nut break.

by tommytits December 27, 2010

cash nut

A cash nut is when you blow a lot of money on a particular object or objects.

I got my paycheck so I went down to Gucci and busted a cash nut on a suit.

My girl better love me, I just popped a cash nut on her birthday presents.

by LongshoreMoney November 8, 2011