Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.

James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!

by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 6, 2021

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Long-neckin

When you stick a giraffes head in ones ass

Me and my boys were long-neckin in Africa.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Chan Tin Long

A perfect man you wish you have but he already has a girlfriend and he is loyal to her. Tin Long is the kinda guy that you meet at work or share a class with, he never strikes the impression that he might be a great lover but he is. You wish he was yours, but he belongs to someone else.

Is that crush of your a Chan Tin Long? Yeah, he is a Tin Long, I wish he was mine.

by duongrbee November 25, 2021