worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

veil hat

usually a cheetah speckled hat. it has a little veil on the front.

courtney: what the heck is on your head?

emily: its a veil hat. it has a little veil on the front.

by mesh. August 25, 2009

lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 4, 2017

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

White hat

A girl who you randomly meet and hook up with.

Dude, you totally just picked up a white hat!

by Zac Matt February 20, 2008

hat-trick

when a guy successfully cream pies three seperate orifices of a woman in a single session of sex.

Frank came inside Brenda`s ass, mouth, and vagina all by accident. That still counts as a hat-trick!

by 3 seperate cream pies October 14, 2021

Slouch hat

A slouch hat is a type of wide brimmed bicorn/tricorn, usually made of felt or cloth. The slouch hat has been used by many militaries and police forces, but is most famously used by the Australian military, or ANZAC. They are commonly depicted with one side being bent, the reason being it allows the user to more easily access a rifle equipped with a bayonet without damaging the hat.

P1: Why is that guy wearing a slouch hat?
P2: He's probably military, or it's because the sun's out.

by Arbitrary Arbiter October 8, 2022