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Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 2, 2013
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Calling a burn or [kaburn]

In a verbal back and forth, calling the winner.

Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
An argument is like a fight or war, with people attacking each other's opinions and defending their own.
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.

Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.

It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
by Queen of the Castle June 5, 2013
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burn your face off curry

a curry so spicy people think there face is melting while they are eating it.
went to an indian restaurant last night to have a mild curry and it turned out to be a burn your face off curry had a beer and 2 litres of milk to cool me down.
by whiteghost3 January 22, 2014
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Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn
1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!
by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014
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toy burn

The soreness and/or raw feeling after overusing a sex toy.
She uses her dildo so much she's got toy burn and had to take a break from masturbation for a week.
by iam4everalive February 24, 2014
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cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!
by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
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burning sesh

when you and your friends get together and burn all your exes shit in a bonfire! fuck yeaa!
"lets go get together and have a burning sesh for jake"

"hell yeah! jakes single that bitch deserves all of her shit thrown in the fire"
by miabobia May 13, 2014
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