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Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)
by Death Menace May 7, 2023
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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Dou Long

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Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
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A foot long

If you're searching this you're either a horse or a subway sandwhich, either way it ends wrong.

/Foot/ from the latin word kinky or over-whelming.
Jesus! This rat's gotta be atleast a foot long
by Mr.Knoledgeable September 19, 2021
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Long, thick rubber

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."
by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023
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Ogilvy on long copy

A reference to the classical Advertising text 'Ogilvy on Advertising', in which David Ogilvy describes the power of persuasion with a good long-copy ad.
So just putting it out there: in this 280 characters or less world, I'm still an "Ogilvy on Long Copy" kinda man.
by CompSciFutures February 28, 2023
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