January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!

Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!

by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024

26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!

“26th of January, The best day of the year!”

by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025

January 23

Brookes birthday 🎂 💛🐬

January 23, Party hard 🍻

by Coleslaw 123 January 23, 2021

January 22th

Only people with big dick/tits are born on January 22th.

Person1: im born on January 22th
Person2: DAMN UR DICK IS HUGE

by Fanuwula January 15, 2022

January 25

Ask your crush out day

Boy 1:it’s January 25th this is your chance
Boy 2:ok here foes nothing

by fgjhdfnk January 24, 2021

8th of January

January 8th is a day for adequate sleep. Take this time to catch up on missed sleep from hanging out with insomniacs.

Person 1: LET’S STAY UP ALL NIGHT!
Person 2: Nah I’m good, it’s the 8th of January. Sleepy time.
Person 1: What the flip.

by WhipNaeNaeNigga January 7, 2025

January 4th

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day

"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"

by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021