Brain fart

A sudden lapse of memory or judgment usually the result of ass gnomes dwelling in your mind cave.

Person 1: Hey baby

Person 2: What!?
Person 1: Oh sorry I thought you were my girlfriend
Person 2: what im a guy!
Person 1: uh errr (realizes it is unmistakably a guy)
Person 3: Don't get upset, it appears he is having a "brain fart"

Person 1: A brain fart?
Person 3: yes a brain fart, see they happen when ass gnomes dwell in your mind cave, causing disruption to your brain juice

by Thecaveofgreatness August 21, 2010

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ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.

I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.

by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006

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Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013

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wet fart

SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings

"Go suck a wet fart!!"

by deliverance April 24, 2003

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hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!