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Christian

Christian is a very cute name. All the guys named Christian are very cute and also write beautiful.
Where are you going Christian.
by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016
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jose-christian

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male
Jose-Christian is the best name
by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!
Damn, I think Christian is so funny..

Ikr!
by bakedhyun September 4, 2017
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Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
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Christian

He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough
That boy is so Christian
by Rachel June 26, 2018
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Christian

A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:

Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**

Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!

Example 2:

LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!

Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?

Example 3:

Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah

Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments

Example 4:

Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!

Mom: sure sweetie!

Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?

Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll

Example 5:

Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?

Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?

Young girl:

Example 6 (final example):

Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?

Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!

Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!

Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
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Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.
"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"
by Syko-B November 23, 2019
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