Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.

Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016

brother

Male person who, in relation to the other, has a two parents in common.

My brother is a good person.

by Usery May 3, 2021

Wright brothers

A 59 second loud propeller farty toilet experience achieving a very low altitude above seat level.

Just had a gas propelled noisy white knuckle wright brothers shit

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 11, 2019

Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.

Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ

by Bill1997 November 13, 2023

brother

a person who you love and respect. A brother doesn’t always have to be blood related to count as family. Sometimes a pain. Sometimes a role model. Sometimes annoying. A brother is someone you can look up to and even if you fight, you guys still care about each other.

My friend is like a brother to me
My brother is always a pain, but he still cares for me.

by Gem Shimmers July 4, 2023

Baritone brother

Anyone who played the baritone or euphonium and lived in the 62040

I miss my baritone brothers from high school

by oracleofdelphi! May 24, 2023

brothers

(in African American usage, often as a form of address) a Black man.

"brothers and sisters, holla if you feel this"

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024