lasagna tits

When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.

How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.

by Cpt. Daddy April 19, 2018

lick a tit

To literally or figuratively lick a tit

“Hey VERONICA, have you ever licked a tit?

Can you lick a tit?

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST December 13, 2017

fuck a tit

Singular version of fucking a pair of tits.

Go fuck a tit!

by Hello0101 October 12, 2015

tits are chapped

idiom

1. Moderately irritated.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Oh, my boss's tits are chapped because I did a 'reply all' on accident and shared his home address with all our clients.

by persimmonVision October 7, 2021

Tits Vertical

A synonym to "tits up," it asserts that things have totally gone to shit, been ruined or otherwise spoiled.

I saw a band play a local bar, with shoddy equipment, a drunken sound guy and a hipster audience. Needless to say, it was tits vertical by the second song.

tits up fucked up ruined destroyed botched

by Bathos May 18, 2010

Tit Career

Working a job/career where you skate by the whole time and contribute nothing

Chris and Steve really had tit careers

by Wolf3483 March 1, 2019

titanic tits

Huge massive tits worthy of motorboating, tounge kissing, finger banging, and of coarse the always famous tit banging. In that order

That girl sure was ugly but she had some titanic tits that i went ball deep in.

by meat master0519 October 24, 2015