window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

by Pluggy Poo February 24, 2014

Jew Kiss

When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together

Dude! She Jew kissed me, and broke my nose!

by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020

kiss the mime

The act of vomitting from the window of a moving vehicle while intoxicated or hung over. Such actions typically cause discoloration around the mouth area from the expelled stomach contents, or from the act of wiping the face with soiled hands. The result is a facial smear that resembles the pattern formed around the mouth after french kissing a mime in full makeup.

Pull over or I'm gonna kiss the mime.

Dude, she was so hung over, she kissed the mime all the way home.

Did you see the puke all over his face? That guy kissed the mime hard.

by Teenicide April 10, 2011

The Louisiana kiss

The act of cuming in another mans dick hole

Mikey and I did the Louisiana kiss every weekend for the summer

by BIGBOYJMC May 20, 2023

Australian kiss

When you and your significant other touch butts together and ram your anuses together repeatedly until the point of concussion

Hey babe, I was watching some Steve Erin earlier, and I think that we should australian kiss right now

by Cwdballer November 7, 2020

Banana Kiss

The kiss given to a guy after giving him a blow job.

"I can't figure out if it's gross or cute when she kisses me after sucking my dick."
"Dude it's fine, it's a banana kiss."

by Imak February 11, 2014

Kiss Slip

When you're texting one of your homies and you accidently slip a kiss at the end because your fingers are retarded!

Me: "Hey Tom. Still hungover. Good game bro. I think that stripper was totally into you. Fancy a beer soon? x"

Tom: "Er....WTF"

Me: "Sorry total kiss slip bro!"

by apollo889 June 17, 2013