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lady of darkness

the one who walks the night defining all odds creating her own rules to cause every lady of darkness has a lady of light, she will do anything to do what is needed
tommy-" you know how she is right "
luke- " yea, she is like a lady of darkness"
tommy - " you heard what she did "
luke- " what "
tommy- " she killed him"
by weeeeeethatbiitchhh May 4, 2024
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Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized
A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D
by It's moon August 11, 2023
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shadowboxing in the dark

To masturbate shamefully in a dark corner, wearing gloves while listening to the Rocky soundtrack
Shadowboxing in the dark is an outlet for those with to much shame but a Rocky fixation
by Trapdoor Annie January 6, 2024
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Dark side

Someone who started life as the superhero kid who was in line with all the rules, then went a different route as they got older, still trying to keep everybody in line.
He/she went with the dark side as he/she got older, and tried to win people over for his/her dark side.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
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Ministry of Darkness

a bunch of homos that think they can drink when really there all good at only one event... they also think that it doesnt take skill to throw a small ball into a small cup from a long distance... silly noobs
The Ministry of Darkness not only fellatiatize each other on a daily basis but also would hypothetically mis-represent a hypothetical group of elite dinkers.
by The Service April 6, 2011
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dark neck

A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw
Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up
by Bigheavy June 17, 2021
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The Dark lord

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.

Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.

As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.

Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.

As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.

Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.

Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.

As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.

And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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