A small, poor, historic town in Tennessee close to the Alabama line. There is at least one traffic light out of four or so on the whole three mile stretch of road that is always out. When they can keep a police force, you'll find them at one end of town or the other. The middle of town is the safest if you're thinking of residing here. Expect to pay high taxes since a past mayor embezzeled money from the town and now they'really trying to make the money back. There are no chain restaurants and nothing to do unless you like cornbread. There's the National Cornbread Festival held in the middle of town during the last weekend in April every year. Yee haw!
Let's go to South Pittsburg, Tn to watch a fifteen year old movie at the town's only entertainment venue.
by Gottalovethesouth December 22, 2016
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Referring to a person’s attractiveness on a scale of 1 out of 10, they are less then a five
“Your a better man than I am for hooking up, because she was definelty south of 5.”
by Monkey-Mike April 18, 2018
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The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.
Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.

Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.

Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.

Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
by Professor Deuterium February 17, 2018
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The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.
Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.
by Anklebreaker71639 November 20, 2015
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Good luck trying to follow THAT heading.
I had a hard time navigating by my boat's binnacle --- its needle-card just kept spinning around in circles, and thus showing all kinds of random "east-northwest by south" readings --- till I realized it was being affected by the magnetized eyelets in the cloth cap I was wearing! Duhhhhh..... :P
by QuacksO January 27, 2020
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