Dog slag

When a dog will take cuddles from anyone

He’s a Dog Slag as he likes his cuddles

by HappyHelpful June 26, 2021

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 2, 2021

Ding-sling

An event or device that causes one to have a euphoric and momentous experience.

Our spa appointment at the Broadmoor resort was a real ding-sling.

by GJ2 July 2, 2021

Fuck Spang

Phrase: to be used when those good for nothing EOD techs at Spang insist they are the only ones able to take these cush missions but leave all the actual work to others

Man did you hear? Spang took another deployment to the Mediterranean with full per diem, but couldn't deploy a single x-package.Fuck Spang

by Salty-boi July 25, 2021

Pops slong

When the door knob opens and you shove a comb up your ass and your girlfriend is on the phone with you talking about her Menstruation cycle

Bro I had a pops slong kinda night yesterday

by Daddy.slap.me.please September 12, 2021

Anti Slag Lock

When a girl is too tight to have sex

We went to have sex but her 'Anti Slag Lock' didn't let me inside her.

by GrannyShagger September 19, 2021

long slong peperoni

just a peperoni pizza

ow what a nice long slong peperoni pizza

by yousef147 October 3, 2021