Jacob

rodson, jacob will stalk you.
he will rod you.
hide all finlays.
run.

did you see that jacob? what a rodson.

by Simon Lover 420 April 22, 2022

Jacob

A name normally associated with a gym addicted sad prick who does nothing but move to dead tings named Georgia. We pray for people who are named Jacob because they’re 19 and still in college which is ultimately sad 1 like 1 prayer

The word JACOB can be used in this sentence “ aye look at that pussyole he’s deffo a Jacob pfft wasteman”

by John names March 18, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.

Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.

by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024

Jacob

Has the biggest dick on Earth and get any bitch he wants

Dam Jacob ripped her pussy with his big dick and or he's a real jacob

by Big dick boy 900000 September 28, 2019

Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard

" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "

by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021

Jacob S.

A person who cannot be enslaved because of his independence and has beaten a xander in a boxing fight.

You guys seen Jacob S.?

by Kaisiwisiixiwujwkxod September 7, 2023

Jacob corkery

Texts year 8s asking for pics

Oh no it’s Jacob corkery head down people

by Dustyjews February 2, 2022