Sticky Stepper

A sexual act where one person steps on another person's balls (typically wearing shoes) while the steppee masturbates to completion

"Can u come over and wear my Jordans and place your foot on my balls as I jerk off and cum then can cum all over my face?"

"I can give you the Sticky Stepper but if you want a facial you'll have to buy me dinner"

by Nutella_advertisement September 17, 2023

Glass slipper

I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo

I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023

Tipper Snipper

when a woman bites on your foreskin circumcising your wiener

Companion: Did you know Marley is a Tipper Snipper to Jed
You: No I didn't companion

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023

Tripper Snipper

Well you know the usgh
Speed
Weed
Heroin
Cocaine
Msushrooms
Pinel Clean
Petrol
Batter Acis
Acid
Salvia
Meth
Some herbs and spices And some Lettuce and Tomato
Vodka Sauce
Bam Bam and the dirt is gone
Ajax spraying wipe
Chicken and Cheese
All Wrapped in a Tortilla

Lez:"Why is it called a Tripper Snipper"
Sassy:"Cuz it Trips you the fuck out and your whole life gets snipped from reality plus you hear the sound of a whippersnipper in the back of your head for like 7 or 8 hours or so"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 7, 2023

sinister slipper

Waking up 20 minutes before your roommate and nutting in their slippers so that the slippers are damp and sticky when they put them on.

My jackass roommate screamed when he put his nasty ogre feet into his sinister slippers this morning and it was hilarious.

by chunkycharizard October 27, 2023

Fun Stopper

A condom of course! Raw is best! Risky is hot 🔥🥵

Thank God she's a horny cum slut with a breeding kink! Now I don't need a Fun Stopper!

by TN88 December 23, 2023

Puddle Stepper

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.

Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!

by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023