Phone

What ur mom blames everything on

me: mom i bullied in school
Mom: its because of that DAMN PHONE!!!

by Didipohi1211 January 4, 2024

Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.

Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.

by Kugeln March 18, 2019

Phone ghosted

When you repeatedly press a button on a touchscreen phone and your input is ignored you are being "phone ghosted".

The term has been used by some teenage segments of the population who take the failure of the phone to respond as a personal affront, similar in experience to being dissed or ignored by a real person.

I can't unlock my iPhone; I'm being f**cking phone ghosted.

by E. Pinchbeck March 1, 2018

awa phone call

Teacher is going to call home

If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome

by allisonq_3 November 25, 2018

Whorish Phone

A phone that is whorish. Resembles a whore. Is a whore. A dirty whore.

Your phone is more whorish than mine, perhaps even a whorish phone.

by JOEmaamaCoc February 12, 2024

p-Phone

The Pavlov smartphone. It pings, buzzes, vibrates or rings and you JUMP! to respond.

Named for Ivan Pavlov, a Nobel-winning Russian physiologist famous for his work in classical conditioning.

To his eternal astonishment, she was incapable of ignoring her p-Phone, no matter the circumstance.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2020