Chunked in my Pants

To deposit large amounts of feces into pants.

David: "I think we hit some chunks of pavement."

Chris: "I think I just chunked in my pants!"

by Tinaobsessed October 29, 2007

poop in my pants

often used by cool kids to say FUCK MY LIFE. they switch it up. sometimes shortened to just PIMP.

Bob: Gahh did you fail your bio test too?
quainTON: yess! poop in my pants!

by teefeld! May 11, 2009

tight pants mafia

1) a group of kids that wears tight pants.

2) another word that people try to use to bash kids over the internet because it's safe for them to say so without coming into physical harm.

1) his crew rolls with jeff's tight pants mafia.

2) look at the other 'definitions' of this word.

by lol123 June 11, 2006

I R Pant!

A phrase used to draw attention to the fact that you are a pair of pants.

See also CTRL+ALT+DEL, Chef Brian

I R Pant!
Marshmallow rainbow supreme!

by omegabyte December 10, 2004

big pants

To use one's size, authority, or power to impose their interests or wishes on someone.

Employee- "Can I have a raise?"

Boss - "No, you should be happy you have a job."

Co-Worker - "You straight-up gotz big pants'd."

by The Robster May 4, 2007

Wet-Pants-Republican

Someone who used to be liberal, but was scared shitless after 911 and joined the conservatives in the fear and loathing of everything Muslim, Arab, foreign, French, left, liberal, diverse, different, etc.

Chris: "That Dennis Miller used to be so cool and laid back. I used to like it when he went after politicians' hypocracy and bullshit."

Edie: "Yeah, I know what you mean, you always see him on some Fox Channel show, now. He's turned into such a Wet-Pants-Republican."

by CongaChile October 30, 2011

Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

by OTPF October 20, 2012