by African Lily April 05, 2017
by Smiles at the bay November 07, 2020
When you or someone else acts ridiculous, usually by accident. "Monkey self" meaning yourself, and "monkey ass" meaning someone else.
"BRO my monkey self fell asleep yesterday when I was supposed to meet you guys at the park."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
"His monkey ass really just failed to do a backflip during the dance battle, and then let out the loudest fart ever heard by humanity the very second he hit the ground."
by VomitOnMySkirt November 23, 2022
adjective: Angry
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 06, 2010
mass produced monkeys that have no intelligence higher than room temperature. have no social cues or clue as to what manners are. loud obnoxious viles of waste.
EVERYTIME, I hold the door for the other person but when its a dumb spic they want to act entitled like a crud monkey.
by HEHU*H June 14, 2021
by Discojoeyjoe June 26, 2015
When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.
by Wiseguy15 February 03, 2018