Scrap Monkey

A person who is battling around the workplace with nothing better to do

"Raph do some work ya Kiwi scrap monkey"

by Discojoeyjoe July 5, 2015

Equator Monkey

Ecuador (which literally translates to Equator in Spanish), is a country in South America that lies on the equator. "Equator Monkey" is a racist epithet to insult someone of Ecuadorian heritage. The insult is meant to describe them based on the stereotype that Ecuadorians are short, tan, tropical and are as wild as monkeys. Climbing trees, hunting for coconuts, swinging on branches, and practicing what the USA would consider barbaric behaviors when it comes to their diet. An example of one of their taboo dishes is Cuy, which is a South American guinea pig that is revered in Ecuadorian culture and is utilized in several ways, primarily as a food source. Guinea Pigs being beloved pets in North American Countries such as the USA and Canada, Ecuadorians are perceived as savages when it comes to their choice of meat.

Sarah “Can I bring my pet Guinea Pig Over?”
Rachel “I’m not sure, my neighbor is one of those Equator Monkeys and he could probably smell the Guinea Pig from miles away”

Sarah “I hate Ecuadorians”
Rachel “Me too, but at least my neighbor isn’t a Jew”

by DefineTheTerm November 10, 2016

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

monkey burger

A sandwich made of two pieces of bread and a chunk of dried monkey shit.

Man, that sandwich tasted like a monkey burger

by Can't find my nipples November 11, 2015

Mankey Monkeys

A Friends ship group that never stops caring for each other

Aye you’re the Mankey Monkeys, right?

by Videogamesarethebestperiod. May 21, 2021

Sick Monkey

This is another phrase for cool or awsome

That boat is sick monkey.

by mrqt20,TBAS December 1, 2009

Monkey Grind

A type of dance. In which dancer rolls their arms slowly (tumble dryer move) whilst walking to the side, stops to kick or thrust leg backwards whilst simultaneously raising hands to make ears / umbrella over head.

Done slowly with an a of casualness is known as the 'Lazy Monkey Grind'.

Dam that gurl does a good Lazy Monkey Grind

by Dr Love Monkey May 4, 2011