That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.
by Realnigga124 February 25, 2017

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.
Oh theres that bitch Mike
by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024
