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Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
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Mike

Mike is the one with a huge dick and a funny guy, is often on the look for money. He is sometimes quiet but when he's with people he likes he is hilarious.
Mike is going to get rich
by Realnigga124 February 25, 2017
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Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.
by Vertxツ January 21, 2020
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Mike

Eww that dog looks so mike!
by Ydinase April 29, 2025
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Mike

A person who sees themselves for who they truly are.
She isn't disturbed by what you think of her. Of course she's a mike.
by Angel Gabe March 19, 2024
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Mike

by Scronchythegoat November 22, 2021
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Mike stinkt

by neger1337 November 28, 2020
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