when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you
by John Damage May 12, 2011
MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT
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by Bribrilovesyousomuch October 09, 2022
That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though
“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”
by The French dog September 27, 2021
An urban legend who can shift through realities with a snap of his fingers. He is both alive and a ghost so nobody notices him and he is an arsonist. If you see him hide your kids and your wife.
by Xasisiotis November 23, 2021
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