pheremone maxxing

how u get all da ladies, u dont shower and u let your pheremones make their way to the females.

hilda: You smell fucking gross!!

james bloggs: im just pheremone maxxing
hilda a week later: omg im so horny youre so sexyy

by mastershakebutt January 2, 2025

Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.

Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!

by Lovelivelaughforever1233456 April 9, 2024

Max

E cel mai bun câine max e viatza mea pup franco

E cel mai bun caine max e viatza mea pup franco

by Patri14 June 21, 2020

Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to

Jacob is poor-maxing

by minkjtr November 28, 2023

Perty-Maxing

Being utterly unable to handle social relationships and instead just being comforted by ai and fast food

Bros Perty-Maxing

by Auxilia-Hater February 24, 2025

Max rosen

A person named max rosen is obsessed with doing laundry. It is his pride and passion. Everyday we wakes up and thinks about doing laundry. If you get in his way when he needs to do a load he gets ANGRYYY. Don’t be scared though he is very efficient when it comes to the process he is in and out in no time. Is that because he sits and waits or because he only washed 5 things at a time? He is a good dude who loves laundry, he has a badass sidekick named Zachary who has his back whenever he needs him. He loves laundry as well however he is a big mean man when you spend too much time in the dryer. Be careful of max and Zach next laundry day.

Max Rosen and Zach are the greatest laundry duo ever

by Jeddb December 5, 2024

max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.

Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.

by You rReal Name March 26, 2020