The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

makeup monkey

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face

i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey

by rev triggafinger June 16, 2019

squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018

Bin Monkey

A term used to describe a person gets too drunk every time they go out. This person has never been out for “just one drink”.

“Christ I can’t remember anything from last night”

“Yeah, coarse you don’t you little bin monkey”

by Thebinmonkey January 29, 2020

obedience monkey

A name given to a person, most often a government employee, who mindlessly obeys orders. Even when said orders are no longer valid or are counterproductive to the main objective.

"I heard local PD harassing long haul truckers who were trying to catch some sleep. Why are they such obedience monkeys?"

by Aliel The Heretic March 29, 2020

monkey capers

Monkey capers are the worst type of caper which is used to a bad or shady action you are about to commit.

Intars: cor dordy you see the way I robbed them beers from morrisons
Liam: Yh chavi that was some monkey capers

by Mcfeeny10 April 28, 2020

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020