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Mega gay long machete

something I wrote outside with chalk while talking to my friend.
Emma: hey remember mega gay long machete?
Me: yeah when you were telling a story about some dude with a long machete I added it to the "mega gay" I wrote
by GYARUGYARUGYARU September 3, 2024
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long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”
by Kopicake September 18, 2025
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WIll Long

A big sexy hot man with a voluptuous cock and the roundest balls. His hair is perfect down to the last strand. his nose in the perfect size for his face. when he is lathered in oil, I like to lick his balls with ecstacy and delight.
by Willlong licker December 9, 2022
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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
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long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
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this is very long

Some hat is very long, you'll normally say this when something is very long.

DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
this is very long , this fence is great for my garden!
by NickOUrban December 29, 2020
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