Kyle

A guy who talks to sluts but is to busy slamming monsters and punching drywall to hang with them

kyle: "Sorry baby, gotta slam the pack of monsters tonight"

(Girl): "Kyle why wont you love me"

by 69pussyslayer420 November 7, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a male version of a Karen

Damn Kyle, calm the fuck down! Your such a Fucking Karen!

by Hooligan81 August 6, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a the edgiest snek ever and be careful not to step on a faucet of passion around him because you may actually die
Don’t even think about crossing his path because he is always a knight in shinning armor

Omg kyle ur such a snek
Jeez kyle why u gotta be such a snek

Wow kyle ur armor is shinning today

by I am Pedro always August 10, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a simp who tries to hard and just gets friend zoned

Kyle is such a simp the girls just think of him as a brother

by Harryk0005 January 31, 2020

kyle

a terrible white name for a schmuck, curious georges father, rimshas monkey man

kyle is poopy

by drugsimran June 29, 2021

Kyle

Usually the Loyal friend inwhich is around your age that Helps you in all aspects of your life but then turns out to be your Mother's sexual Partner

"KYLE! What are you doing my mum?!?!"

by ReggieRox February 26, 2019

Kyle

Puncher of Drywall, consumer of Monster Energy, and natural bro for life.

Man, kyle is such a BRO! he handed me a monster, then jumped through the wall like the fucken KOOL-AID man!

by Iratezebra1 May 26, 2022