January 8

National ZEDNED day! Go and stream ZEDNED all day as they are the best duo ever

Yasss ZEDNED can rail me on January 8 and any fucking day

by uterusnumberone March 14, 2022

January 30

International Loving Yang Xiao Long Day

On January 30th every living being in the world has the obligation to love Yang Xiao Long.

by bmblbisreal October 14, 2019

January 7 2004

the day that only the most elite of human-kind are birthed.

yo, you were born on January 7 2004? damn dog you probably fly as fuck

by ramenhut69 April 28, 2020

January 4

a day where chloe xie is born ! happy birthday to myself LOL

friend: omg is january 4 ! happy birthday chloe !!

by chloe xie is better than u December 3, 2021

13 january

It is a national downgrade day on this day girls cheat on their loyal boyfriends and downgrade themselves to become maid

Girl cheated on her bf on 13 january with chpari ultra pro max drunk piss of shit who is going to become future airport for his kids.

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023

Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.

Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021