Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.

definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood

by peter hans September 24, 2023

nathan allen wood

Someone with great dick game.

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.

by Swamp chic May 23, 2022

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Wood

some really good weed

TRIPPIE REDD: Smoke some wood in the woods on some wood.

by FreeiPhone4S March 8, 2022

Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014