the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
by snotterson July 07, 2011
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I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.

The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.

The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."

Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
by SyberTiger December 07, 2009
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Phrase used my Mr.T. Implying he's going to kick your ass. This just sounds better and suits him since he's always wearing 500.000.000$ worth of jewelry around his neck every time you see him.
Mr.T to bad guy "I'm gonna wear you like a necklace, foo'"
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What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.
If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.
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The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
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Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.
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When you know you're full of sure I'll have another and it must be so obvious to others, so you have to ask.
"Are you buying what I'm selling?"
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