hat Noi

Always trying to confess their love but keeps on rejecting them

Mlady for you
Shut your ass up Chat Noir

by Le Holy Carrot November 1, 2021

san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017

HAT

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

by bluescreenbastard September 6, 2005

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

The Hat Man

The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.

The Hat Man likes chips

by Brsw July 17, 2023

Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.

p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!

by N8H January 17, 2009

Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014