gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract

Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.

by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021

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Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

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Gun

American school supply

Everybody run! Timmy has a gun

by Johnnygotagun June 9, 2022

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North Carolina Nerf Gun

When you stuff a woman's ass full of foam ear plugs and wait for her to fart them out so you can catch them in your mouth.

We did the North Carolina Nerf Gun last night after my wife had some spicy jalapeño poppers and margaritas at the Mexican Restaurant for her birthday dinner.

by Sticky Fingers McGee June 28, 2025

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Benioff's Gun

A dramatic principle that states that a prominently featured object, character or plot hook must always end up being irrelevant and go absolutely nowhere, because pointlessly subverting people's expectations is the height of storytelling genius.

"I guess the author kind of forgot about all that massive foreshadowing they did back in Act 1.."
"Nah. It was probably an example of Benioff's Gun..."

by Streetad July 27, 2021

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