ninja farts

Silent, butt supremely smelly flatulence.

I love to release my ninja farts when I am standing on the diving board before a dive. It really fucks up the next competitor.

I also love to release my ninja farts while getting my salad tossed by a male prostitute.

by Gregg Loogyanus November 28, 2006

Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013

wet fart

SYNONYM: Juicy Fart
A special kind of fart which actually carries anal juices with it upon exit, thus causing greater casualties from the resulting linger. May cause your ass cheeks to slip and slide as you run for the tiolet paper, and will surely leave a mark in your underwear.
Fags get this a lot.
Can also be used to express your feelings

"Go suck a wet fart!!"

by deliverance April 24, 2003

hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!

I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated on by a women for sexual pleasure and stimulation

that fart cake looks good enough to eat.
(i.e.fartcake.com)

by Jerry Vip August 14, 2008

pussy fart

Gas expelled from the vagina after it has been thoroughly satisfied by a big hard cock or long sticky fingaz.

Right after I banged these two broads I heard a symphony of pussy farts.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

anal fart

whilst having anal sex the person who is receiving it farts .

bob and julie were having anal sex and julie anal farted .

by unnknowwn January 5, 2009