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dylan ramsburg

by Holybulgness December 24, 2016
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Dylan

A man that gets more bitches than any other man. He is a very kind and respectable man whose presence enlightens any room. He will steal anyone's girl at the speed of light and do a quickie so fast that it will demolish any girl's hole.
Guy 1: Hey Dylan! Where's my girl at?
Dylan: Oh, sorry. I stole her from you.
by Nigglers in my butthole April 23, 2024
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Dylan

A sexy beast with a long shlong with a cool fedora
by cora7893 January 29, 2021
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Dylan

Hey look at that guy. I bet his name is Dylan
by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022
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Dylan

An absolute wimp cries about everything and laughs about there own jokes
by Skullcrusher63538 January 8, 2019
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Dylan

A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.
I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.
by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is passionate and sensitive, but will beat someone’s ass if he has to.

Dylan has never given up on someone.

Dylan is charming and witty but probably doesn’t see it in himself.

He’ll blame himself for the wrong things and should know that he’s never been at fault.

He deserves better.

There’s no one else like him.
“Dylan is one of a kind.”

Damn right.”
by âńonymøūš July 26, 2020
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