by Adenthegoatfucker March 15, 2022
by iDubbbzTV ThaGoat January 08, 2018
dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
by shy <3 July 17, 2023
A massive virgin. Most of the time is under 5 foot .He normally has a squeaky voice. Gets very annoyed and lairy for no reason. Gets very angry if pushed in a pool. He is a total jerk must of the time but is mainly a massive bellend. Also acts like a wannabe roadman. He acts hard but he is a massive pussy.
by UnknownKid5 August 03, 2020
by They<3me November 16, 2023