Rumble dutch

Similar to the Dutch Rudder except passenger in car puts hand on drivers genitals as the driver runs over the rumble strips on the side of the highway creating a vibrating effect.

I love the commute home from work because my co-worker gives me a rumble dutch.

by Ned&Bigbone15 March 6, 2016

Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit

Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette

by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022

Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill

let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....

by dory999 October 7, 2018

dutch mushroom

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.

I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.

by dootzero September 17, 2021

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air

So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)

by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020

Dutch National Anthem

The theme of Formula 1

I’ve heard the Dutch National Anthem 20 times this year please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop please make it stop ple

by Neihlon March 9, 2024