to do a Rosco

the need to take a shit before an event

"Sorry guys had to do a Rosco, I couldn't start playing football till I got that out."

by Chris Christensen October 25, 2003

doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

fuck do

The kind of messy hair do that arises from human mating

- Bad hair day?
- Not at all. Just made it lucky with X, great fuck do!

by Sam Adams II May 29, 2007

doing research

Partaking of online porn, esp. under dubious legal circumstances, or in a public setting

When the old rock n' roll musician's computer drive was discovered to contain kiddie pix he explained that he had been doing research.

After I told the librarian on call the security guard rousted that homeless guy from one of the far carrells, he was doing research

by Alf C. Kinsey December 15, 2012

Square Do

SquareDo: A hair style popularized by 90's era boy bands- short on the sides, longer on top with the frindge being styled upwards whilst the rest of the hair is pushed down on the head. Mostly seen styled with gel or with a 'wet look' and sometimes with 'frosted tips' Think NSYNC or BACK STREET BOYS.

Nice Square Do bud- its very late 90's

by Urban Wordie July 22, 2010

do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004