Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby

yeah that concert was like a private school dance

by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019

first chance dance

An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !

I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night

by ORONOFUCKDADDY April 22, 2018

southeast pogo dance

When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.

I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

Burnt Cheeks Dance

The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.

Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!

by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016

dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016