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boston college

A college that puts all of its emphasis on its Division 1 sports teams, when in fact those teams never actually win their respective championships. Due to all of the money put towards its lavish Division 1 sports program, Boston College not only takes applicants who have so much money that the $45,000+ tuition is paid just with a family bank account's interest, but usually gives those applicants generous scholarships, all because there is more of a chance hefty "donations" will be made to the school in the future.
Michael Smith: I have better credentials than you in everything: GPA, sports, clubs, and SAT scores...I didn't get into Boston College, yet you not only got accepted but received a sholarship as well?
Jonathan Livingston III: Yeah. I guess being smart and working hard doesn't mean shit to BC, as long as you have wealthy parents as well as 10 brothers and sisters, all offshoots of that ever-desirable richness.
boston college by shizam July 16, 2006

Saint Ignatius College Prep 

This is a high school in San Francisco for rich, preppy pieces of shit who think they are superior to other people because they happen to be trust fund babies with sticks up their asses. They like to pay recruits a lot of money to go to their sorry ass school so that the sports teams can win...even though its fucking high school. With an enrollment of 1,400, there are curiously few minorities...namely blacks. That could be due to the fact that they are ignorant racist bastards...but is probably because no one wants to go to their sorry ass school. The school, located in the Sunset district in wonderful San Francisco, contains a large amount of suburb kids who should keep their annoying, rich-ass, snobby, and shithead asses at home.

There is a rather intense rivalry with a school across the city named Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep. A far superior school in terms of students and faculty, SHCP is very diverse, noticing that not only whites can read. A school which actually prepares its students for life after school, SHCP knows whats important. The "people" at Saint Ignatius are so envious and fussy about it their inferiority to SHCP that they mask it and call SH names like "stupid" or "poor," actions which make they SI Pussys...I mean Wildcats...sound more like assholes if that were possible. Yes, SI has won the Bruce Mahoney trophy many years running, but little do they know that SH has been letting them win simply for the fact that they feel sorry for the poor little SI Kittens. As an added bonus, SH students could kick any pussy boy SI student any day of the week...blindfolded...with a leg missing...and even if the SI kid had a gun. SI students are just that mind numbingly weak.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
SI Student (wearing a pink polo and popped collar and aviators on cold, rainy day): I go to Saint Ignatius College Prep.
Person 1: I'm sorry.

Person in San Francisco: I don't like Saint Ignatius. It's fuckin' annoying.
Person in San Francisco's friend: No shit. Everyone knows that.

Unity college 

A school located in the middle of nowhere Maine that hosts hippies and fake rednecks a like. A majority of the students are overweight and have drinking problems. Racism is abound at the school too.
That place Unity college is one sorry ass excuse for a school
Unity college by burnit March 2, 2011

Calvin College 

A tiny, ass college in michigan. not a single drop of beer or drugs on campus. 99% dutch. they are tall blonde snobby bastards. although it gets alot of snow here, so good for snowboarding and skiing.
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.

Dutch
chrstian
tall
hot
Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
Calvin College by OmAR16456532 January 23, 2009

Russell Sage College 

A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.
Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!
Russell Sage College by SagieGirl December 24, 2008

Boston College

A wannabe school for people who got rejected from Notre Dame, to go to that is worse than Notre Dame in every aspect.
Damn I did not get into Notre Dame, i got a 1300 on the SATs. Wow I got into BC however.