Cofresí

Roberto Cofresí. Basically Puerto Rican Robin Hood. He was hunted by three different naval forces and in the process of catching him they caught every single other pirate in the Caribbean first. The person who wrote this is one of his direct descendants, according to genetics.

La pirata Cofresí, like Robin Hood but cooler.

by Isabella Cofresí July 20, 2021

coffeebean_not_found

Awesome person 10/10 do reccomend

“Coffeebean_not_found is so cool!!”
“Yeah they played minecraft with me yesterday :D”

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK July 29, 2021

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine

Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that

by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021

Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

by sea net playa September 7, 2021

Coffee Slut

Attractive Starbucks Barista who writes flirty notes on your boyfriends Coffee lid.

Cindy asked “Hey Chris did that Coffee Slut ask you to have A Fabulous Friday?”

by sea net playa September 8, 2021

Coffee not Coffee

Decaffeinated Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.

by Bologma September 19, 2021

Coffee Buddy

A coffee buddy is someone who you like to go drink coffee with. They are very common. So common to the point where everyone has at least one in their lives. The best thing is that there could be any gender combination. There are male-male coffee buddies, female-male coffee buddies, and female-female coffee buddies. Good qualities to have in one are someone who likes coffee, duh, and someone with who you can have good conversations.

B- Hey I saw Jess today.
H- Oooh, are y'all hooking up?
B- Nah, she's just a coffee buddy
H- That's cool too. I need one

by Adam buckley September 23, 2021