Cheddar the cat

It means a very FAT orange cat who loves eating!

The word "cheddar the cat" means a very overweight cat who is also orange and he likes to eat!

He is very plump and enjoys scratching your walls

"This cat is very fat"

by KokomiSagonomiyascat November 29, 2021

cat licker

A Lesbian

Dude, not only do you not stand a chance with her, that cat licker is president of the K. D. Lang Fan Club!

by Ben-Him September 1, 2003

cat bitch

A cat (felis felus) weighing more than twenty (20) pounds which bitches about not eating enough and then throws up on your $500 rug.

Fluffy is a damned cat bitch.

by CatH8r July 19, 2006

Laser Cats

Cats possessing the ability to shoot lasers out of their eyeballs; cats that can be used as weapons to defeat evil forces like a ninja.

They're planning an ambush with laser cats. Run for your poopers!!

by sarahxvampires December 19, 2008

Cat fud

Stuff cats eat.

"EY YO SHANIQUA, WE OUTTA CAT FUD."

by YtseJamming November 2, 2013

cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

by hol February 17, 2005

Coon Cat

The external genitalia of a black female.

"I quite fancy porking some Coon Cat tonight."

by The Coon Cat January 19, 2004