Thanos car

The best type of car

Cars nickname:sneaker chin

It will erase you in any type of challenge,Thanos car is big and carries a lot of Thanos bricks,larger then Jupiter(not really)buy one now.

Hey dude wanna hop in my Thanos car

OMG YOU HAVE A THANOS CAR

YUP

Thanos car by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018

Millennial Car Wash 

When shes gives you head with a tidepod in her mouth

I told her i needed to shower first and she said don't worry I'll be your millennial Car Wash.

Millennial Car Wash by DatWeridBoi May 3, 2019

Wannabe car guy

Someone who drives an automatic and posts pictures of their car but it looks like the car your grandma owns. their car is about as fast as a lawnmower and only worth about 200 dollars and an Xbox. Their car will be completely stock but they will put stickers like “built not bought” on it. They talk like they know every car ever built and know how to rebuild an entire engine even tho they don’t even know where the oil cap is located.

wannabe car guy : My 1995 Honda will gap you i installed twin turbos and it’s running 50 pounds of boost.

Wannabe car guy by SnakeMain December 29, 2019

Jap Car 

The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.

A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.

I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.

Jap Car by Fuch naut December 8, 2021

Park A car 

When you bring your car to a halt, and leave it in a stationary position.

Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.

Hey, Josh, can we bring your car to a halt, and leave it locked and secured.

Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?

Park A car by Wunduh Bread January 28, 2019

driving a car 

the act of smoking marijuana; this is a good way to confuse authority about what you are talking about

Why did the DELL guy go to jail?
He was caught driving a car.

driving a car by Stalker X August 25, 2005

Pace Car 

The one car on the highway, typically driven by an elderly person with their mouth hanging open, which pulls into the passing lane, only to remain the same speed as the other cars, thus making it impossible to pass other cars.

Driver: damn, this old lady is clogging the passing lane.

Passenger: chill, there's always gonna be that one the Pace Car

Pace Car by frustrated-driver October 12, 2010