while your girl friend or wife is dead asleep( on her side with her back to you) smash your ass flat on her back and cut the biggest fart possible. she'll wake up pissed.. Texas wake up call
by Texas honky May 19, 2014
Get the texas wake up callmug. by HSDeeznuts August 10, 2017
Get the I'll call the wireless companymug. by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023
Get the Hang up that computer callmug. A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.
Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
by BruinKiller3469 June 7, 2009
Get the roadside nature call pitstopmug. When being caught off guard in a scenario by someone who wants something, quickly restoring control by making demands of your own. Usually leads to awkwardness and some confusion on the part of the person who started the conversation. The term is known to originate from Surrey where individuals who when answering the door to cold-callers, would reverse roles and persuade the cold-caller to buy something or make a donation etc.
Cold-caller: Hello there, i was wondering whether you would like to make a donation today to Save the World?
Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.
Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.
Individual: Hmm, that sounds very noble but I believe a more worthy cause to be ........... It was set up around 40 years ago and looks to .......... Would you be interested in setting up a standing order.
Individual 2: Ah you're so bad, always cold-calling the cold-caller.
by SouL Camera August 20, 2011
Get the Cold-calling the cold-callermug. A booty call with an amount of uncertainty to it. In other words, if you make arrangements expecting sex with the other person, but are not entriely sure the sex is going to happen.
by D-Struct September 12, 2005
Get the coin-flip booty callmug. A song by the rapper Chingy on his album called Jackpot. The song was recorded in 2003, and released in February 2004.
by ivmsjfhxx June 22, 2010
Get the one call awaymug.