Santa's Bag

To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.

Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.

by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004

Bag Pipe

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.

She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

dough bag

Not related to douche bag. Referring to a bag of Dough. Usually meaning your a pussy, who couldn't buy him self some pussy, and in result, sucks dick instead.

He is truly a Dough Bag.
Johnny cakes got denied by that scabies infested hooker again, i think he might be a dough bag.

by Andrew Suthapuss December 15, 2008

tenner bag

£10 worth of weed weighs 1.9(inc bag)

can i have a tenner bag

by folb a lob January 3, 2008

Coon bag

A racist term meaning putting a garbage bag over nigger

You dumb coon bag!

by rollfuckintide15 April 3, 2015

douce bag

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.

Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.

by Freckles January 19, 2004

Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021