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Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.
Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary
by chae.com September 21, 2021
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Biscuit

Any type of Pistol
by 1Amerukhan August 14, 2022
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take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.
I’m going to take a biscuit
by Stephzsz January 14, 2018
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Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
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Baked as a biscuit

Grandma found my special cake and now she's baked as a biscuit.
by FlyHigh007 March 22, 2024
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grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.
person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."
by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019
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