Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.

Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.

by Info2go April 9, 2025

Chalant as a service

noun
A mindset in which empathy, attentiveness and visible care are offered intentionally rather than automatically. Unlike naive empathy, which gives without limits, chalant as a service treats emotional energy as valuable, selective, and boundaried.

It is not detachment.It is deliberate investment.Care is available, but it is not unlimited access.

I'm not naively empathetic. I offer chalant as a service.

by alokranjan1234 February 15, 2026

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

384MB as Memory (RAM): The number 384MB is most frequently mentioned in historical contexts as a non-standard amount of RAM, specifically the unofficial maximum for the iMac G3 "Revision A" (using a 128MB and a 256MB module).

by GravelWincher123 February 19, 2026

Keen as a hooker

Extremely enthusiastic to do something, but only if there’s money or some other reward involved. Similar to “keen as mustard”, except the motivation is strictly financial.

Funny how Dave didn’t want to work the weekend until overtime got mentioned... now he is as keen as a hooker!

by Hooker-by-crook March 5, 2026

Clean as a Cuckoo’s nest

When one cleans up by putting their mess on someone else

The dad saw that Zara had cleaned her room by putting all her toys and mess in her sister’s room. The dad said, Zara, your room is as clean as a cuckoo’s nest.

by Kimster2025 March 8, 2026

Happy as a ghast

An idiom referring to Minecraft's brand new happy ghasts.

Well, that cake made me happy as a ghast!

by Alex2213 March 15, 2026